I think the hypothetical dream-girl of most avowed nerds out there is a woman who is hot, sexually insatiable, and who shares their love for Battlestar Galactica, Dungeons & Dragons, Fallout 3, anime, Doctor Who, LOTR, Dark Horse comics, C++, Star Trek, or any of the myriad other pastimes that capture the imagination of geeks worldwide. An impossible dream, you ask from your mother’s basement? It is not. I direct your attention to Exhibit A: Geek Girls Online.
GGO features true amateur geek girls getting naked. It’s the brainchild of Athena Hollow, who’s an alt-porn model, webmistress, RPG player, and self-described ‘Xbox achievement whore’. In addition to being a very attractive lady. She gathered a coterie of like-minded nerdy girls and opened up shop in 2007.
One minute of browsing the site makes it obvious these are real genuine girls and that they truly are geeks – this is no “put a model in glasses, goth her up a bit, and call it good” type effort. Each girl has her own page listing interests (favorite movies, RPGs, video games, comics, etc), lifestyle (sexuality, vices, etc), and a brief bio. Their individual gallery icons are depicted charmingly as Magic: The Gathering cards, and it’s from these that you access the good stuff.
At this point, most of GGO’s content consists of nude photosets. These range from simple “striptease” type series (with the girls often stripping out of various costumes: Indian maid, scientist, pirate, warrior-mage, etc) to bondage to some very sexy masturbation sequences, both with dildos and hands. Some of the sets are fairly demure but others are quite dirty! A wide range of body types and appearances are represented here – slender, chubby, athletic or dancer builds, girl-next-door, goth, hair colors ranging from natural to blue, etc. Some of these women are models in addition to their nerdly pursuits while others have a distinctly ‘regular-girl’ look. Great variety.
There’s also a little over 70 minutes of video available, with much the same stuff as the photosets but tending towards the explicit side of things. Hopefully they’ll be increasing the video collection in the future because watching Leila dressed in furry boots & hat playing with her smooth shaved ‘kitty’ (to orgasm I might add) or seeing Athena masturbate with an Xbox controller was quite enjoyable & sexy.
As bonus content you get GeekZine – a monthly online periodical featuring reviews (video games, movies, sex toys, etc), various articles, art by the site’s models & more. There’s also a forum available with wide-ranging categories, potentially a great place for models & members to interact. Sadly, new posts are few and far between there. But hey, it’s extra and you’ll likely spend most of your time here gawking at hot geek girls anyhow.
- Updated weekly.
- As of this review, 68 sexy/geeky nude models featured in 165 sets and nearly 10,000 photos.
- 12 videos (embedded online in FLV format) totaling 75 minutes.
- Monthly GeekZine featuring articles, art & more…
- Maximum subscription price is $8.99/month, less for longer memberships. Don’t find many deals like that these days!
As you’ve probably concluded, GeekGirlsOnline is made by & for real nerds and isn’t really going for crossover appeal. If you don’t consider yourself a geek/nerd/dork in the least, you’ll probably find more suitable porn alternatives elsewhere. But – if the listings in that first paragraph hit anywhere close to home, you simply must check out GGO. Despite the smallish (but growing collection) it is true nerd porn at its finest, presented with a DIY charm.