December 12, 2011

Click here to visit Bare Maidens – Fantasy Erotica

Impressions

Do you roll polyhedral dice in your spare time? Keep your girlfriend (or boyfriend, I know a couple of you ladies!) waiting in bed neglected as you bask in the glow of WoW, Dragon Age, or Fable III until the wee hours? Counting down the long months until A Dance With Dragons is released? Well my brave companions, roll a saving throw vs. Awesome because there is a porn site made especially for people like us. Bare Maidens.

Lovingly designed by and for gamers and fantasy fans, Bare Maidens is fantasy erotica inspired by Dungeons & Dragons, LOTR, World of Warcraft, Conan and other beloved milieus. They’ve created an original world, Arta, and populated it with hordes of beautiful naked women clad in medieval and fantasy garb: naked elves, nubile female rogues, lusty barbarian girls, earthy and fertile druidesses, buxom wenches, seductive sorceresses who draw their power from sexual energy, horny warrior women in and out of chainmail bikinis, and much more…

Each girl has a fantasy persona and several galleries accessible via their Character Sheet – yes, important stats such as Strength, Constitution, Charisma, Class, Magical Aptitude, Weapon Proficiencies, Special Skills, Languages, and of course Sexual Orientation, are available for your perusal alongside the naked pictures.

If you love fantasy games and beautiful women, going through all these photo and film scenes is a blast. Props and production values are surprisingly good. Ipia of Anbolog, Rogue of the Forest, wields the magical dagger Moon Flame and has a beautiful lithe silhouette and small perky tits. Sadielynn the lovely Elf Shaman must extract a warrior’s semen for one of her potions. Vera of Beori is formidable with the battle-axe and has a voluptuous milky-pale body and perfect buxom breasts. Mia of Zeng barters her smooth Elven pussy to a brigand in exchange for artifacts.

The women playing these characters are of all types – professional models, girls-next-door, petite, curvy, blondes, brunettes, shaved, hairy pussy, dark skin, pale, the list goes on. There are girls for every taste. The majority of photos and videos are solo girls ranging from simple nudes to masturbation, but there are indeed some girl-girl and even hetero sex scenes available too. Elf chicks having sex, ’nuff said.

The history of the world of Arta and storylines of some of the peoples and characters is laid out here (maps included of course), and it sort of holds together – but let’s be honest, the real purpose of Bare Maidens is to show hot naked girls in a fantasy theme. Which they do superbly. Great site.

The Details

• Over 150 models, each with 1-5 photo galleries available to browse, as well as high or low resolution ZIP downloads. Over 64,000 total images.
• Naked elves, sorceresses, highborn ladies, clerics, barbarians, rogues, rangers, witches, swordswomen, and more.
• Over 30 enchanting and arousing fantasy porn movies. Softcore nudes, female masturbation, lesbians, straight sex.
• Some entertaining behind-the-scenes footage and photos.
• Updated twice per week.
• Subscriptions start at a very reasonable $19.85/month and go down if you purchase longer memberships.

The Verdict

If you’re an aficionado of both the fantasy genre and attractive nude women, Bare Maidens is a must-see. This is no half-assed fantasy erotica site – it’s obviously done as a labor of love by folks who truly understand both. Highly recommended.

Click here to visit Bare Maidens – Fantasy Erotica

 

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Tags: elf porn, fantasy erotica, lotr, naked elves, nudes, world of warcraft

December 6, 2011

Click here to visit Yanks – Amateur Female Masturbation

Impressions

The female orgasm can be an elusive beast, even more so in porn than the real world. While there’s no shortage of silicone-enhanced ladies moaning and hollering and carrying on in your typical skin flick, in general they aren’t fooling anyone who has firsthand experience with le petite mort. Maybe some people don’t mind all that exaggeration and fakery, but me, I like the real thing in all its glory.

Enter Yanks, an online erotica site dedicated to female masturbation. If this sounds to you like it could be a pretty good site, well, it is. Huge in scope, run by an actual real-life couple, and with plenty of little touches (no pun intended) to round out the experience, it’s a damn sexy place to spend your time.

Each girl featured on Yanks starts with a video interview on her masturbation-related likes and dislikes, on her “technique”, and other pertinent information you just have to know. The girls also fill out a handwritten questionnaire on the topic which is scanned and posted online. Yes, handwritten – it’s personal touches like these that make Yanks stand out. The women range from college-aged cuties to a more MILFy vintage, mostly real girl-next-door types with a few of what I’d call “pro-amateur” mingled in. There are pretty girls for every taste here.

The vids are around 8-12 minutes apiece and feature the ladies getting themselves off in a variety of ways – with their hands, with vibrators, occasionally a convenient item of furniture, a pillow, a loofah, a very lucky teddy bear, you get the idea. Their orgasms are gorgeous. You get the full span of “a slight shudder, a sigh, and curled toes” to “full-throated moans, arched back, juices freely flowing over hands and thighs and furniture, pussy spasming as waves of intense pleasure crash over her body”. It is the real deal. Fantastic stuff.

There are also girl-girl videos available, both as mutual masturbation and lesbian play. All clips and photosets are searchable by categories and keywords: Busty, Petite, Vocal Orgasm, Hairy Bush, Shower/Tub Play, Squirting, Creamy, Sybian, just to name a few. The overall site design is clean and simple, no trouble finding your way around. Ample bonus features such as access to their masturbation forum Whispering Lily round out the experience.

The Details

• Over 300 amateur girls featured in nearly 5,000 high-def female masturbation videos, available in MP4, WMV, and 3GP (mobile) formats.
• More than 67,000 photos.
• Active chat room & forum, member profiles, and more.
• Memberships range from $12.45 to $29.85/month, depending on length of subscription.

The Verdict

If you enjoy watching real girls masturbate and have real orgasms, look no further. Hundreds of very hot and authentic female masturbation scenes on a site that does not insult your intelligence, highly recommended.

Click here to visit Yanks – Amateur Female Masturbation

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December 1, 2011

Click here to visit Sell Your Sex Tape – True Homemade Porn

Impressions

The premise behind this site is simple: various young, attractive couples film themselves enjoying sex and other activities an hour a day for a week. They submit the raw, unedited footage to SellYourSexTape and earn $2000. That’s it. Sounds like your basic homemade porn scenario – however, the result is a seriously hot site much greater than the sum of its parts.

Upon first logging in, I was skeptical. The members area layout is so spartan it looks almost half-assed. Just a long column divided into each couples’ section – each displays the couple’s name with a medium-sized picture, a link to each video, and keyhole icons that bring up thumbnails of the videos. No bios of the couples, no description text. So let’s start downloading!

The vids are around 1 hour and 600mb apiece, so you may wait a bit depending on your connection speed. And then the good stuff begins. Each tape is chock-full of sex in various positions and settings, along with the lead-up and foreplay that real couples get into but is often ignored in the world of porn. And these truly are “real” amateur couples – all appear in their 20s and are attractive but natural-looking people who look like they could be your neighbors down the street. There are a plethora of staged “homemade porn” sites out there that offer POV ‘sex tapes’ really performed by professional actors, but it’s pretty obvious that the couples on SellYourSexTape are the real deal.

In my opinion, watching sex between actual couples who share a passion for each other is light-years hotter than what goes on in run-of-the-mill porn. They know each other’s turn ons – their reactions, sighs, moans, and orgasms are genuine. The tapes show many of the sex acts you know and love: blowjobs and carpet-munching (and some of these girls did have carpets, which I tend to like), masturbation, vibrators & dildos, missionary, doggystyle, sixty-nine, girl-on-top, reverse cowgirl, and so on. Also plenty of footage of the ladies showering, getting dressed, and other nude or semi-nude activities. There are some lesbian couples online too, but most are straight.

Though the majority of the videos involve sex, we also occasionally watch the couples do other stuff – make breakfast, shop at the market, go hiking. There is sometimes ample conversation. It can be a fascinating voyeuristic glimpse into their lives, and you do get a sense of their personalities as you watch. There is at least 7 total hours of video for each couple, so you can spend quite a bit of time with them if you’d like. Or just fast-forward to the fucking, of which there is plenty.

Obviously, there’s a great deal of homemade porn on the net these days. But I’ve never seen it presented like this – an unscripted 7 hour window into a hot couple’s sex life alongside plenty of everyday moments that give depth to the whole experience. Totally explicit and erotic, yet more than just porn.

The Details

• 29 different couples featured in 207 homemade porn videos, each about 1 hour long. WMV format, high resolution and quality.
• Updated with a new amateur couple (7 one-hour videos) once or twice a month
• Membership starts at $24.95/month

The Verdict

This is a fascinating and exceedingly hot site, some of the best homemade porn I’ve seen. At the time of this review there’s over 200 hours of footage featuring 29 lusty couples.Very highly recommended. Check out a couple sample vids.

Click here to visit Sell Your Sex Tape – True Homemade Porn

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Tags: amateur, couples, exhibitionists, girlfriend, homemade, porn, voyeur

November 23, 2011

Click here to visit Deltaofvenus.com

Impressions

Full Disclosure: Deltaofvenus.com is run by Yours Truly. I’m reviewing it and am highly biased and giving it a 5 out of 5 – partially because I can, but also because I think it’s pretty damn good. Take that for what it’s worth.

DoV features vintage erotica and porn from the 1860s through the early 1970s presented in photography, films, art, literature, audio, and more. The stuff is hand-picked from my own sizable and constantly growing personal collection. It ranges from innocent nudes through hardcore porn through the years, and tries to cover all the bases in between.

The centerpiece for most visitors are erotic movies from the dawn of filmmaking – fully explicit silent flicks from 1920s and 1930s Europe, the more straightforward stags of 1950s America alongside playful burlesque and striptease routines, and the classic Euro-porn vignettes of the 60s and 70s in glorious washed-out color. Currently there are around 300 vintage erotic movies online.

Photos also comprise a big part of the collection. They start with the nude daguerrotypes of 19th century Paris, through Victorian S&M, and the exuberant sexuality (alternately artful and depraved, sometimes both) of the Roaring Twenties. Flirtatious pin-ups from the 50s evolve to the glamour models of the next decade, followed by stellar full-color XXX photos from the mid 60s through early 70s.

Along with the images and movies, there are many extras – full-length erotic novels from the early 20th century literary underground, erotic art,  sublimely cheesy 8-track audio porn, and more. I also try to present all the material with some historical context – the whos, hows, whens, and wheres of the erotica itself – something you don’t find much elsewhere.

I place an emphasis on quality, customer service, and a personal touch. This ain’t no half-assed retro porn site, but rather a labor of love by a real collector. Photos and films are hand/digitally restored whenever possible. Member requests are welcome. There are a couple vintage erotica sites with more stuff quantity-wise, but I’ve yet to come across one that has Deltaofvenus.com beat in quality, variety, and presentation.

The Details

• 300+ films in Quicktime format, each ranging from 3-25 minutes in length. Resolution is 480×360.
• 4500+ images (photos and art) in medium-to-high res
• Erotic novels, stories, audio recordings, and other extras
• Memberships start at $9.95/month, one of the better deals you’ll find
  
• Updated weekly

The Verdict

What can I say, it’s a great site! There’s nothing quite like it on the web – if you like vintage erotica you’re going to enjoy Delta of Venus, plain and simple.

Click here to visit Deltaofvenus.com

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November 12, 2011

Click here to visit GodsGirls

Impressions

GodsGirls falls under the umbrella of ‘alt-porn’. Pioneered by the venerable Suicide Girls, this genre features young ladies of various subcultures, sub-subcultures, and so on in all their nude glory – hipster, punk, rockabilly, goth, mod, and all the various permutations thereof. You know the drill. Tattoos undulating across wide swaths of creamy female skin. Nipple piercings, nose piercings, lip piercings, clit piercings. Creative hairstyles. Here fashion and sex are irrevocably entwined.

I’d had my eye on GodsGirls for some time and was quite looking forward to doing the review – and if anything, the members area exceeded my expectations. Always refreshing when that happens. What you get is a site brimming with counterculture erotica content alongside a genuine community feel.

There is a massive amount of material here. Over 500 models online, depicted in various states of undress in both photosets (over 3000 galleries) and videos. The vibe goes from truly homemade/self-shot sets through well-composed professional photography – there’s even an option to filter the DIY from the pro shots. The quality is excellent even with the homemade stuff, and they are quite creative – interesting costumes, props, settings, lighting, etc, gives a lot more depth than the typical ‘naked girl posing in studio’ scenario.

Each girl also has a detailed profile, and most of them keep journals/blogs on the site that allow for an intimate glimpse into their lives. Many of them regularly interact with subscribers (members are also able to post profiles and journals) and other models. There’s a busy online forum and live chat as well.

As such, GodsGirls straddles the line between well designed alt-porn site and social community, and that is a good thing. The sheer variety of sexy, interesting girls is enough to keep you passively busy for quite a while, but these interactive features really allow members to become participants in an alternate world of smokin’ hipster ladies.

The Details

• 545 girls in 3,193 galleries, with options for small, medium & large resolutions
• 115 videos with options streaming, Quicktime and WMV formats, and ipod play
• Forum, online chat, profiles and journals for both models and members
• Female owned and operated
• Updated daily
• Memberships start at $19.95/month

The Verdict

A thoroughly hot and enjoyable alt-porn site, with a unique melding of genuine do-it-yourself-ness, professional polish, social networking, and the requisite smorgasbord of beautiful young rock-n-roll ladies. Highly recommended.

Click here to visit GodsGirls

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Tags: alt porn, DIY, goth, hipster, punk, tattoo

November 6, 2011

Click here to visit Geek Girls Online – amateur nerds nude!

Impressions

I think the hypothetical dream-girl of most avowed nerds out there is a woman who is hot, sexually insatiable, and who shares their love for Battlestar Galactica, Dungeons & Dragons, Fallout 3, anime, Doctor Who, LOTR, Dark Horse comics, C++, Star Trek, or any of the myriad other pastimes that capture the imagination of geeks worldwide. An impossible dream, you ask from your mother’s basement? It is not. I direct your attention to Exhibit A: Geek Girls Online.

GGO features true amateur geek girls getting naked. It’s the brainchild of Athena Hollow, who’s an alt-porn model, webmistress, RPG player, and self-described ‘Xbox achievement whore’. In addition to being a very attractive lady. She gathered a coterie of like-minded nerdy girls and opened up shop in 2007.

One minute of browsing the site makes it obvious these are real genuine girls and that they truly are geeks – this is no “put a model in glasses, goth her up a bit, and call it good” type effort. Each girl has her own page listing interests (favorite movies, RPGs, video games, comics, etc), lifestyle (sexuality, vices, etc), and a brief bio. Their individual gallery icons are depicted charmingly as Magic: The Gathering cards, and it’s from these that you access the good stuff.

At this point, most of GGO’s content consists of nude photosets. These range from simple “striptease” type series (with the girls often stripping out of various costumes: Indian maid, scientist, pirate, warrior-mage, etc) to bondage to some very sexy masturbation sequences, both with dildos and hands. Some of the sets are fairly demure but others are quite dirty! A wide range of body types and appearances are represented here – slender, chubby, athletic or dancer builds, girl-next-door, goth, hair colors ranging from natural to blue, etc. Some of these women are models in addition to their nerdly pursuits while others have a distinctly ‘regular-girl’ look. Great variety.

There’s also a little over 70 minutes of video available, with much the same stuff as the photosets but tending towards the explicit side of things. Hopefully they’ll be increasing the video collection in the future because watching Leila dressed in furry boots & hat playing with her smooth shaved ‘kitty’ (to orgasm I might add) or seeing Athena masturbate with an Xbox controller was quite enjoyable & sexy.

As bonus content you get GeekZine – a monthly online periodical featuring reviews (video games, movies, sex toys, etc), various articles, art by the site’s models & more. There’s also a forum available with wide-ranging categories, potentially a great place for models & members to interact. Sadly, new posts are few and far between there. But hey, it’s extra and you’ll likely spend most of your time here gawking at hot geek girls anyhow.

The Details

• Updated weekly.
• As of this review, 63 sexy/geeky nude models featured in 155 sets and 8,726 photos.
• 12 videos (embedded online in FLV format) totaling 75 minutes.
• Monthly GeekZine featuring articles, art & more…
• Maximum subscription price is $8.99/month, less for longer memberships. Don’t find many deals like that these days!

The Verdict

As you’ve probably concluded, GeekGirlsOnline is made by & for real nerds and isn’t really going for crossover appeal. If you don’t consider yourself a geek/nerd/dork in the least, you’ll probably find more suitable porn alternatives elsewhere. But – if the listings in that first paragraph hit anywhere close to home, you simply must check out GGO. Despite the smallish (but growing collection) it is true nerd porn at its finest, presented with a DIY charm.

Click here to visit Geek Girls Online

 

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Tags: amateur, erotic photography, female masturbation, geek girls, nerd porn, nudes

October 30, 2011

Click here to visit DareRing – Erotic Truth Or Dare Games

Impressions

DareRing is a site based on the venerable tradition of Truth or Dare, that staple of slumber parties and freshmen dorms since the dawn of time. As you might expect from a porn site however, DareRing dispenses with the mundane stuff and focuses solely on the sex.

Play is simple. There are 5-6 players, sometimes all ladies and sometimes co-ed. Each round (of which there are 7), they take turns drawing cards with instructions – starting with softball “Truths” like “At what age did you lose your virginity?” or “What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?”. As the rounds progress, the cards progress to mandatory “Dares” telling guys and girls alike to remove items of clothing and pretty quickly you have everyone in various stages of nudity. Other cards instruct players to talk dirty, give a lapdance, suck on someone’s nipples or toes, and so on. By the later rounds you are seeing ones such as “You may make any player who has lost all their clothes perform oral sex on you until you are satisfied”. And the transition from “game” to “orgy” is complete.

I was impressed with the players DareRing selected to film for these games. It would have been easy to find actual adult models dolled up like college students and give a relatively inauthentic experience, but the participants here are all genuine cute college-aged girl-and-boy-next-door types (I was surprised to see a couple acquaintances in one of the games!). There’s no obvious acting for the camera, and the result is a quite voyeuristic experience as the intrepid players begin rather awkwardly, then slowly loosen up and become much bolder. You can see inhibition go to exhibition right before your eyes, shyness giving way to lust. Definitely a unique experience in internet erotica.

The Details

• Currently 12 erotic Truth Or Dare games of seven rounds each, for a total of 84 videos. Each round is about 10-25 minutes long. 640X480 resolution, WMV format.
• Message board, with a lively community of striptease-game enthusiasts.
• Bonus games such as Naked Twister, Strip Poker, Blowjob Roulette, and more.
• Memberships start at $19.95/month.
  

The Verdict

This is truly original stuff. Whether you already enjoy erotic Truth Or Dare and striptease games or think you might, DareRing is highly recommended.

Click here to visit DareRing – Erotic Truth Or Dare Games

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